....We all know them and we all have learned to water down that fifth drink because no one wants to deal with Bert and Ernie titty slapping each other at the end of the night.....Read More
.....Well what happens when alcohol doesn't do it anymore? I went from running marathons, to running to the liquor store, to running drugs through my veins, to running out of reasons why I shouldn't love myself.Read More
Disclaimer: I promise this post will involve D.C. Fashion Week, but first I need to get this sweat off my breast... I mean my chest. Nope. I mean breast.Read More
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....Have you ever stood in front of a register after a small shopping spree only to ask yourself "WTF did I just do"?....Read More
.....what queen doesn’t want to flaunt her peacock feathers, and roll out of the house like you just casually threw something on. Though when it comes down to it, any outfit is 40% originality, 60% Confidence, and 100%....Read More
....My heart now lies with the dreams my soul conceived when I first put a crayon to paper. Unfortunately, the ambition and dedication it takes to become someone and fill the shoes you were meant to fill is not conduciveRead More
When out of absolutely nowhere this big ole' latin queen with bleached hair pressed through the bodies. Literally out of the darkness like an elephant in Jumanji, she got up right in Jason's face! and in the most valley girl voice... the bitch proceeds...Read More
...All I knew up to this point was that it was a gay town and it had some pretty epic parties. Which we later found out as we arrived that we had just missed (Bear Week) riding into "Splash" which was lesbian week......YAAAAWWWN Lol jk! I love my croc wearing LGBT sisters. In my opinion....Read More
"...in Paris it seems more appropriate to ditch a few inches. I also want to make bolder color choices the colors were bright and I'd definitely love to rock that 'bold color' trend this spring."Read More
and GLITTER! Her designs held no boundaries, but as chaotic as it may sound she was able to tame each look to a well tailored outfit that left me wanting a sex change just to wear every outfit…EVERY OUTFIT!Read More
"You know? Like a happy sock! Congratulations in that instance you are the equivalent of a masturbatory accessory. "Read More
.....Those pretty deals full of excitement, love, and comfort no longer filled my emotional tub of ice cream.... now I just binge eat mint Oreo's, don't hate, I don't get fat lolRead More
...But there I stood in a see-through number in a sea of grays and pastels with pops of subtle individuality here and there. DC why so bland?Read More
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....I said my goodbyes and all I heard in the distance as I tripped on a branch and unintentionally sand surfed my way to the bottom, ironically, was "Oh yah be careful its slippery!" The rest of that afternoon consisted of snap chat videos and stare downs from locals trying to figure me out.....Read More
......I asked them what was going on inside the building with a storefront that read "Bonsai" they mentioned a DJ was Spinning in the basement. Camera in hand I stepped inside and was met by a deaf gay Russian door kid ...lol Our exchange was awkward......Read More